May 2012
killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
lattidabody:
lmfao!!
vivalaorgasm:
blackintellectunrefined:
clusterr-fucks:
iamselectric:
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
LEGIT
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
Anonymous asked: So will you ever make more YouTube videos??
Anonymous asked: Just want to you're absoultely gorgeous
If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.
– Zora Neale Hurston (via anthologyz)
Anonymous asked: Where do you work do u have workers compensation? I thought u were working at colors of benetton?
Anonymous asked: Are you going to bring your cat to your high school reunion?
Anonymous asked: Your finger looks gross and awesome at the same time! I want to look away, but I can't!
Barack Obama Being Adorable with Adorable Children
alexleo:
thanks for all that concern, guys! I didn’t mean to cause anyone to worry about my health.
After discussing the situation with a few people, I’ve decided to wait until tomorrow and see if its still bleeding. if so, to the hospital i go. Until then, its loads of neosporin and band-aid changing and ice. Worst case scenario is that i just sort of end up with a wonky index finger thats...
i cut a chunk off of my finger at work today. Like, a sort of really big chunk. My finger doesn’t look the same now. I even cut off part of my fingernail. Everyone wants me to get stitches but i don’t have health insurance. My boss was really mad. Its still bleeding 10 hours later. I’m just drinking wine like an idiot and thinning my blood.
The end.